Name Email: Joke:        Jokes start below, in the next egg!

Question: What do chickens grow on? Answer: Eggplants Question: Why was Miss Piggy so fat? Answer: Because she did not eggcercise. Question: What kind of egg lives by the sea? Answer: An egg shell. Question: Why was Humpty Dumpty all in pieces? Answer: Because he cracked up. Question: What is Santa's favourite drink? Answer: Eggnog Question: Why did the egg cross the street? Answer: To get to the shell station.